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It's just the bestest thing ever. I'm trying to get people off forums I go on a lot to send me froggie things as presents! I've had one promise of froggie chocolates already.  

I have someone in the US. She says when it gets cooler in the States sheÆs gonna send me some Frog Poop (chocolate ), I bullied her, poked her with a stick, threatened her and gave her sob stories and begged long and hard and I got success. My God Mummy is admin on the forum I pestered her on and if she doesnÆt come through with her promise IÆll have her banned. But she will send me chocolate cos she likes me and sheÆs real gullible. Plus she says she wants to give me a big fat American arse. & I know plenty of other Americans on the internet so IÆm just gonna put pressure onto them so that they send me gifts too. ItÆs dead good fun being a naughty little troll cos I get lots of gifts from people. IÆve had all sorts sent to me but people that donÆt ask for presents donÆt get them do they so it is sensible to ask. My birthday is the 23^rd January if anyone is interested in making a young cute little girl happy.

Christmas ainÆt all that far away now is it?   I can wait a while.

All of a sudden I like you lots. If you give me a South African froggie present youÆll be my favourist person on this whole forum you will. What are you gonna get me? Is it gonna be a froggie mug? Or froggie ornament? Or froggie ear rings? Someone gullible has already sent me a froggie necklace but I ainÆt got no earrings and I really, really want some. Or you could get me a froggie garden ornament for my new pond cos I ainÆt got one yet. Or you could get me a froggie cuddly toy to cuddle on a night. Or froggie stationery. Gees, if you think about it thereÆs so many froggie things you could give me. If you canÆt decide on one thing to give me you could of course always give me several things. armata are you old? I bet you are cos itÆs usually the old people who are the most giving. I like old people, most of my internet family are old, thereÆs only one member whoÆs actually a young one. If youÆre my new favourite member on this site can I be your favouritist member on here? We could form a close bond and make all the other jealous.

My presents have arrived. (She sent them over a week ago if anyone is wondering. ) My Nana Holdol is the most wonderful granny a child could ever have. She lied to me about sending me 4 presents, but instead she sent me 15!

SheÆs so gullible! I was so excited when I was unwrapping my many colourful gifts.

HereÆs what Nana got me: -

Peace Frogs shoelaces (I canÆt wait ætil I get them in a pair of shoes or trainers. )

Grow æEms (Which is a remarkable invention of science where thereÆs a frog and you put it in water for a few days and you watch it grow in size. & then you can take it out and itÆll shrink and then you can do it all over again. Yay! )

She got me lots of candy consisting of 2 frogs (dunno if I have the heart to eat the one with big eyes looking at me ), a dragon fly, a lady bird and a flower jug thing.

She got me lots of froggie gums.

A tiny glass frog ornament which will look very nice with my other glass frogs on BabyÆs living room glass shelves.

She got me a load of American M&Ms which are sure to help me grow the big fat American arse IÆve been dying to have.

Also Frog Poop chocolate covered sunflower seeds, all this sugar is so sure to put on calories.

I got a cardboard frog and inside itÆs belly itÆs packed with chocolate eyeballs which come out of itÆs mouth. IÆm gonna give it mouth to mouth and suck out itÆs stomach contents I am.

I got some notepads which I can use for writing notes to people asking for more gifts.

And I got a boogie woogie squeezey frog that nicely fits in my mitts and itÆs got a nice pattern on and you squeeze it and it all splurges in all directions and goes back to shape after youÆve let go. ItÆs amazing and will give me hours and hours and hours of enjoyment.

& to top it all off I got a t-shirt with my own frog avator on. ItÆs my first froggie t-shirt and IÆm gonna look well brill in it. I canÆt contain my excitement. IÆm gonna take photos of myself wearing it on the weekend and take photos of my all of my prizes so that I can post them on lots of websites and show off.

IÆve just had a photo uploading session and I uploaded what Nana Holdol sent me, she sent me 15 presents in total. Wow sheÆs kind. IÆm thrilled with them, Squeezy Frog is my fave present out of all of them, heÆs been watching telly with me and IÆve squeezed him loads.

Squeezy Frog. Yay!

Nana HoldolÆs teensy winsy glass ornament frog with his new friends.

Self-taken shot of me wearing Nana HoldolÆs froggie t-shirt with Squeezy Frog on my shoulder.

Grow æEm frog just put into water.

Grow æEm frog after 24 hours - needs another several days before he proper expands.

Nana HoldolÆs Peace Frog shoelaces.

ThatÆs all the photos of Nana HoldolÆs presents. But hereÆs some more just random presentsà.

German Auntie KÆs fly swatter being used as a pond ornament/pond weed scooper.

Fridge magnet that Uncle Derek bought me when he was on holiday last.

My ú1 froggie knickers from Primark.

& they're not froggie but they're prizes to me, here's Cornella Mandy & Really Wicked Oliver (from RW Obsessed) at their new home.

Thought IÆd brag and share some more photos of froggie presents of mine.

HereÆs my froggie necklace that a penpal gave me a while ago.

& on the windowsill here is a German froggie book from my German Auntie K.

My God Mummy Lindsay has just sent me 15 presents, hereÆs her lot.

Jelly lollies up close. The child one sadly disappeared last night, tasted damn good though.

My Magic Frog To Prince.

The Magic Frog To Prince instructions.

HereÆs my Magic Frog To Prince after the green frog had disintegrated. (Along with Jackie & Susie my Racing Grannies. )

& here they are again but after IÆd added some new water to my Magic Frog To Prince. My gingerbread men joined the gang.

Freida Frog from my German Auntie K.

Bottom enhancing yummies, froggie oven glove and froggie rubbers from an anonymous sender.

Froggie rubbers up close from the anonymous sender.

Nana Holdol's froggie truffles, froggie stickers, Robbie Williams M&Ms, gummi frogs and chocolate sunflower seeds.

Nana Holdol's ornaments where I first put them.

Nana Holdol's ornaments in their permanent place on my glass shelving.

Spot Freida Frog.

HereÆs NanaÆs trolling presentÆs permanent home on my hearth.

& I had to show you this even though itÆs not froggie. This is my gingerbread house number 2 from Uncle Derek this Christmas which I made all by myself on the weekend.

& hereÆs some photos of old presents.

HereÆs Mr. Grow 'Em grown at full size.

& God Mummy's Frog-To-Prince at full size.

BTW, itÆs my birthday on Friday and IÆm having an influx of present offers from oldies on the internet! More presents for me, me, me! A couple of old ladies are knitting me wooly hats too.

My birthday presents from old Robbie fans (not all froggy but here they are) ..........

Auntie J's (jlmlÆs) hand knitted wooly hat.

Big Half Sister Lynn's Snazzy Frog.

The gold box it came in which is now being used to store old diaries in.

Mummy Jue-Jue's Milk Tray and Mini Eggs x2.  (She gave me ú20's worth of vouchers too.  )

Birthday cards from Auntie K, Mummy Jue-Jue, Big Half Sister Lynn & Auntie J.

My Big Half Sister Lynn got me some band playing iron frogs! She got them off Ebay and theyÆre supposed to go in the garden but IÆm having them on my kitchen window bottom cos they look mega ace there. One plays the trumpet, and one plays the drums but they came to me boxed wrong and I got two guitarists instead of one guitarist and one violinst and worse than that one of the guitarists came broken. I tried UHUing it but that didnÆt work but I borrowed some of Meanie MummyÆs glue and that did the trick. Big Half Sister Lynn says she spoke to the sender and sheÆs gonna send me a violinist out! Hope she werenÆt lying (old people lie a lot ), hope it comes.

Hi Keith. Is prinny charles Prince Charles? I guess what you first said is supposed to be humourous, itÆs lost on me though cos I donÆt know hardly nothinÆ about Prince Charles, France or Australia and I ainÆt right good at picking up on jokes. Oops. Oh and IÆve just worked out what you meant about France having lots of frogs, the French are called frogs ainÆt they?! I get it. 2 months later but I get it now.

The violinist came!

One didn't survive the Royal Mail experience and had to be glued.